Lebron James Dumps Cleveland For Heat, Cavaliers Call Him A Traitor

Fare Thee Well, King James! Yeah, Right.
If Lebron James somehow thought fans in Cleveland would accept his departure
with handshakes and back slaps and good luck wishes he might want to think again.
His decision to dump the Cavaliers in favor of Miami is being met with anger and
disappointment throughout Northeast Ohio. There were several reports of fans burning
Lebron jerseys outside Cleveland area sports bars and one man was arrested after
attacking a TV camera crew. The angriest reaction thus far has come from
the Cleveland Cavaliers' front office. In an open letter to fans and the media Cavalier's
majority owner Dan Gilbert trashed the two-time MVP:
Dear Cleveland, All of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You
May Be Tonight; As you now know, our former hero who grew up in the very region that he
deserted this evening is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier. This was announced with a
several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of
his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of "sports" and obviously in the
history of entertainment. Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.
The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal and
driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor never will
betray you. There is much more to tell you of the events of the recent past and our more
than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating
much of that to you. You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal. You have
given so much and deserve so much more. In the meantime, I want to make one statement
to you tonight:
I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA
CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF- TITLED FORMER 'KING' WINS ONE.
You can take it to the bank. If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the
hardware to Cleveland I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal
by one of our own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never
experienced levels. Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to
get there. Sorry, but that's simply not how it works. This shocking act of disloyalty from our
own homegrown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our
children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow up to become. But the good news
is this heartless and callous action can only serve as the "antidote" to the so-called "curse"
on Cleveland. The self declared former 'King" will be taking the "curse" with him down
south. And until he does right "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where
he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma. Just watch.
Sleep well, Cleveland. Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day. I promise you that our,
energy focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing
only; DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue."
Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner,
Cleveland Cavaliers
Cleveland Mayor Frank Jackson was a bit more gracious upon hearing news of James'
departure. In a prepared statement Jackson said, "Lebron James has brought so much to
the City of Cleveland on and off the court and we thank him. Akron/Cleveland will always
be his home and I wish him well with the next phase of his career. Though we will miss him
in a CAVS uniform we must remember that Cleveland is a great city today and will continue
to be great in the future.
Mayor Frank Jackson
Cleveland
